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Can I survive coronavirus by eating cheeto puffs?

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago
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    After a thorough scientific analysis the answer is yes!  The Cheeto puff dust will form a thick prophylactic coating over your hands and around your entire face, preventing the virus 🦠 from infecting you. Someone needs to tell Trump this amazing discovery!!

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    • Tina
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      Actually if you sit eating them in a public place everyone will certainly keep well away from you, so, yes. It would probably help.

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  • 2 months ago

    I think Alex wants to know if cheeto puffs are an ok diet during quarantine, not if they're a CURE :D

    Alex, you'll survive on that but you won't get enough protein to feel good or think clearly, so if you can, add some meat, eggs, dairy, beans, and/or nuts. 

    If you're broke then baked beans and peanut butter are your friends, drink plenty of water though because you'll be getting a lot of salt between that and cheeto puffs. 

    If access to food is the problem, buy a big bag of protein powder online and make protein shakes. http://bulkpowders.com/ has lots of different kinds cheap, and you can get shakers there too (you'll want a shaker if you don't have a blender, you CAN make protein shakes with a fork, but it's nasty.) They also sell multivitamins, which help a lot when you're not getting any variety in your diet.Or try https://huel.com for shakes that are a complete meal, not just protein. I'm living on Huel, pea protein, and potatoes right now and I feel great. :D

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  • 2 months ago

    No, that won't help.It won't hurt either.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    lol yes! jk i dont really know tbh

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  • 2 months ago

    Yeah man. Cheto puffs are tops!

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  • Pearl
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    i dont think thats how you survive it

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  • 2 months ago

    Try it and find out

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    See, people? This is why coronavirus is the solution to wipe out idiots from the human evolution.

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