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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 2 months ago

Have the complimentary peanuts on the bar ever told you how nice you look?

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  • Mrs H
    Lv 7
    2 months ago
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    No for some reason they walnut talk to me.I guess they had a pine for someone else or were pecan out at the trunkย 

  • 2 months ago

    I never suck soo hard on penis.

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      thank you for sharing...

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  • 2 months ago

    No, but they always felt less inferiors when I sat down near them.

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      That goes without saying.

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  • 2 months ago

    They'd HAVE to be NUTS!.....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • 2 months ago

    when the peanuts start talking to you,ย  that's when it's time to hand your car keys to a friend.ย 

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      But he might be talking to them too.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    That was between me and my nuts.ย  *boo'arp!*

  • 2 months ago

    That's when you should run. But they always cashew.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    I came unhinged,RR..

    The Brazilian nuts at the bar kept talking about;

    How nice STONEHENGE is..๐Ÿค”

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Yes,they started off as complimentary peanuts but then after about 5 margarita's & a projectile vomit I transformed them into wallnutsย 

  • CAB
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Yes. They got up and did an interpretive dance.

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      They came out of their shells.

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