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My husband scored 20 rolls of TP today. Are we elites now?

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WOW. Some of you are kinda nasty. We're just goofing off here, you petty fcukers.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago
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    Please forward your address.

  • 2 months ago

    Good, now you won't have to use your socks like you have been.

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  • 2 months ago

    Probably just in your trailer park.

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  • 2 months ago

    Then I must be too but I’m more elite because I got it earlier this week. I got my mega Charmin ultra soft. 36 rolls. It’s like wiping my *** with clouds.  

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  • 2 months ago

    Only if you poop in the street.

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  • Manny
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    Yes, and you should do everyone a favor by allowing people who need it most to get some. You can still pay people in toilet paper, but make sure there is a baseline everyone is entitled to.

    Or, we can do what the Japanese have done long before and start buying those toilets that spray water. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8KyBlGWI2k

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    Source(s): I didn't know you were a woman.
  • xg6
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    You're not elite, but I bet you're the envy of your trailer park

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    No you are peasants. I haven't needed to buy any TP as I had a good stock well before the virus hit. I still have plenty left. (Blows raspberry).

    • BERNZILLA
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      Hey! Stop raining on my parade :)

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  • Dan
    Lv 5
    2 months ago

    Have fun. I haven't heard anyone say they get the trots with this virus, just a cough.

    • BERNZILLA
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      Have you ever watched the *real* 'Top Gear'? The on with the Holy Trinity - Clarkson, Hammond and May? Just curious, because you made me remember Hammond's 'Bombay Doors' LOL :)

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    What else did he score?

    • BERNZILLA
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      Nothing as good as TP.

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