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Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentOther - Politics & Government · 2 months ago

What should you say if your pet dog just told you that your teenage daughter was abducted by grey aliens and he failed to stop them?

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    I would say I better call my shrink, I am hearing things

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  • 2 months ago

    My dog is 12lbs. so it wouldn't surprise me.  I would, however, be thrilled that he is now talking.

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  • Foofa
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Our dog is a f*cking sociopath and nothing he says can be believed.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    I would say, “dogdammit, I KNEW you little shyte could talk!”

    Then I’d give him a biscuit for helping to get rid of my stepdaughter.

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  • 2 months ago

    The horned toad says we should go to Mexico.

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  • Mike
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Did  Biden sell you  some drugs??

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ FM DJ

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Just put your dog in time out for failing the family.

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  • 2 months ago

    The isolation is getting to you.  

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  • CAB
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    "Bad dog! Bad!"

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