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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 2 months ago

I need Christian advice, FAST! I think my wife might be gay, any thoughts (read below)?

I went out today and got the mail, which my wife normally does, but I thought she deserved a break. One of the envelopes in the mailbox was from the Thespians Association in our area. I didn't know what to do, because I didn't want a fight, so I hid it, but it was pretty obvious she was expecting it, the way she looked through it all. If it turns out my wife is a thespian, is she going to leave me for a girl?

Atheists and other (ungodly) lost souls, please refrain from answering.

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  • 2 months ago
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    Thespian is a fancy term for actor/actress. She’s into the theatre.

  • Ralph
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    The fact of the matter: As God to bring your wife back to your from the bonds of Satan and sin, ask this in God The Lord Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior name, and start doing the will of God and the will of God is to be obedient to God holy word the bible and too spread God The Lord Jesus Christ our Lord Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior holy word throughout the entire world, so that some might become saved. Take care and may God bless you with your trials and tribulations.

    Source(s): King James holy bible
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  • Paul
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    What would the theater have to do with lesbianism?

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  • 2 months ago

    Quick book her on a  flight to somewhere remote, like a Greek island.

    I hear the Mascot hotel in Eressos is nice,  and there are no dirty thespians around.

    • Lv 5
      2 months agoReport

      Oh, VERY good!

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  • Burgoo
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    c'mon man, try harder than that. this was just sad and embarrassing.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    As long as it's not being led by a lady named Lysistrata, intimacy with your wife will probably be unaffected.

    • good one....the name sounded familiar...had to look it up and found you were right.

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  • Oleg
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Go away anonymous lying troll.

    Go do something good and useful for others, instead of posting nonsense lies.

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  • 2 months ago

    She's leaving you for a life in the theater. You can sue them, but I doubt if you'll get anything for it.

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  • Elise
    Lv 4
    2 months ago

    I want the 5 seconds of my life back after reading that.

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