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RR asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 2 months ago

If you have a weak-looking fruit tree, should you tell it to grow a pear?

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  • 2 months ago
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    I sure would my friend, my wife just said to me, a nice pair yes you have I said and my ear hurts for some reason now. 

  • 2 months ago

    Water it to grow...have sunshine 💦🌳☀️🍐.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      Oh!

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Tell that to WALL-NUT Trump,RR.,

    He may try to imPEACH YOU..🤣

  • 2 months ago

    An old grade-school saying;

    "Remember that the mighty oak, was once a nut like you"

    Source(s): Nuts are fruits too.
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    • ChaiTea
      Lv 5
      2 months agoReport

      Spring cleaning. (op;09) cat...That one was squirrelled away in the dustiest corner of my mind. Time to throw it out..

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  • 2 months ago

    I have  a lot of cherry trees,  so life is always a bowl of cherries. 

    • RR
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      2 months agoReport

      Unless the birds get them first.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    This is a problem faced by so many these days.

    The feminists have been feeding your tree soy.

    It can no longer grow a pear (but it may be interested

    in a subscription to Cosmo). *mlurp!*

  • 2 months ago

    I think a couple of plums might do the trick.

  • 2 months ago

    It would be peachy if that would work.

  • 2 months ago

    My WATERMELON patch had a PEAR on it..... So then I STARTED looking UP in the PEAR tree for WATERMELONS......😂😂😂😂

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