Did you remember to call your local pet store and ask if they have any leprechauns for sale?

Question

All pet stores are supposed to have leprechauns on sale today. Sometimes they get out of their cage and run around the store or hide in the bathroom.

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

My pet store was closed because of the coronovirus threat. But I certainly feel for the workers who have to go in and clean up after escaped leprechauns. They really leave a mess behind and it's really gross when you have to clean up the green pee in the bathroom!

Answer 2

My leprechaun is in my pants *burp*

Answer 3

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