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Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentLaw & Ethics · 1 month ago

How do I survive prison for the first time and adapt?

I'm a 26 male with no criminal record or background. I unintentionally found myself getting arrested in a sex sting where I was charged with two felonies.

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  • 1 month ago
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    Well...first off, don't ever tell anyone what you did to get there as people with your charges are targeted by the others.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Befriend anyone named "Bubba."

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  • don
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    1 month ago

    Just lie constantly about how great obama was.All criminals are democrats so you will fit right in.

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  • 1 month ago

    Nobody would intentionally get arrested and charged with sex crimes, two felonies.  I don't know how you are going to survive prison, or even IF you will survive it.  Keep your body in good shape.  If you are good looking, or innocent looking, some big, fat, muscular, often ugly monster will want you for his boy toy.

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  • 1 month ago

    Make sure to lubricate.

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  • 1 month ago

    Don't drop the soap?

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Try to smuggle some lube in with you.

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