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Ice asked in Arts & HumanitiesBooks & Authors · 2 months ago

I turned down a book deal?

I actually turned down a book deal..

I told them that if I published under the name Andrew Evans..

And especially if my face is in or on the book..

All it takes, is one to recognize me as a certain kind of a person that I won't mention here..

In Philadelphia when I was growing up..

And it will be slander and defamation gone global and viral..

In a new York minute.

Not to mention they could attempt to extort me.

:P

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  • Lili
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    See a psychiatrist. You're a mess.

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  • 2 months ago

    Do you have a question?

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  • 2 months ago

    Apart from the horrible prose here (which I'll be generous and believe is because you're entering text on a phone while high or drunk), if you wrote about real people, Legal would never have allowed a book offer to be made to you. The bad guy (or wronged guy, whichever) back in Phillie would not have extorted *you,* some poor first time author who is likely judgement-proof (see blood/turnip), he would have sued the publisher, who has billions of dollars. Therefore, publishers never make offers on certain kinds of book. And that is how I can tell (irrespective of your issues with punctuation, pronouns with no reference, and so on) that your claim is a lie.

    It's also not a question. What's your question? "Should I turn down my imaginary book deal?" My advice is that you should accept your imaginary book deal and ask for even more imaginary money. And then the imaginary worldwide response will be even greater. People will burn effigies of you! How exciting to get your 15 minutes!

    Have fun on your planet. It sounds a very pleasant place to live.

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  • Cogito
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    No, you didn't get offered a book deal.  Your English is appalling.

    No genuine publisher would even look at your work if your accompanying letter was written displaying such a poor command of the language.

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  • 2 months ago

    So why did you write the book? Have you ever heard of a pseudonym.

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  • Andrew
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    That's probably for the best really. 

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  • 2 months ago

    You wrote a book but you can't write a question?

    Doubtful!

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Too bad, it could have gotten you the treatment you needed if it wasn't all imaginary of course.

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  • 2 months ago

    Hey...

    I don't give a f)uck about you or what you believe...

    F)uckface.

    Anymore than I give a f)uck about your dislike of the USA, or about the Chinese governments words...

    Or about your political anecdotes.

    Or about how you feel about how I managed my household against a nearly lost cause, bad teenager that I made the mistake of requesting at the DHS office.

    Or about how you feel about how I survive in this world.

    Lol

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    • W.L.2 months agoReport

      ooh, how did I already get put on ignore by this person? Fascinating. I'm pretty sure I know who this is.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Nobody with writing skills as terrible as yours was ever offered a book deal.  Do you really imagine people are stupid enough to believe your lies, stupid as you?

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