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Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsMarriage & Divorce · 2 months ago

Any tips for married guy profile on Tinder?

So I'm thinking about creating a tinder profile but I have to be up front. The fist thing I want to put on there is "Married Man" but I have standards.

#1 No hood rats

#2 No previous history of mental illness (actually a little bit crazy is fine)

#3 Purple hair is fine as long as you're not a land whale

#4 Many previous lovers is fine but No STDs.

Is that too much to ask?

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  • David
    Lv 6
    2 months ago
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    You'd better have your wife write your profile for you, just to make sure that she is fully aware of your decision and agrees with it 100%.

    I got divorced last year. She wanted thousands a month in alimony and all kinds of other bennies. But when my lawyer showed the judge her tinder profile (from when we were still married, and we weren't talking about divorce yet)...the judge just simply stated...

    "Divorce granted, you each pay for your own lawyer bills". And that was that.

    Tinder saved my life, dude. Don't give your wife that kind of ammo.

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  • Foofa
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    I've seen crazier profiles. So good luck with that.

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  • mmm
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    marriage counseling?

    divorce lawyer?

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Sure, that's the advantage of tinder. You can put anything you want on your profile.

    I'm sure the women also have standards.

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  • 2 months ago

    Wonderland,... :)

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    You know what tinder is for. It's not for meeting friends. 

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