Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsSingles & Dating · 4 weeks ago

Is this a good way to win my girlfriend back? ?

I love my girlfriend, but she has fallen out of love with me. I've decided that I want her to always have a part of me, and I know it'll win her back. I've decided to cut off my penis and send it to her so she knows how much I love and care for her.

What's an easy way to conduct the penectomy. My parents are gone until Sunday and I need the bleeding to stop by then. Also, should I include roses and chocolates with the package? 

2 Answers

  • 4 weeks ago

    If you do this you will convince her to have nothing to do with you. You have been purchased by the blood of Jesus - you cannot destroy your own body and expect that to somehow show love to someone else.

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  • 4 weeks ago

    Women don't care about penis skin. Send her nudes.

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