Gillian asked in Arts & HumanitiesPoetry · 4 weeks ago

would love to hear a funny short poem?

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  • Anonymous
    2 weeks ago

    There once was a fellow names hall

    who fell in the spring in the fall

    would have been a sad thing

    if he died in the spring, but he didn't

    he died in the fall.

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  • Lili
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    Look up Ogden Nash.

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  • 3 weeks ago

    There are many rough words,

    that are not meant to be heard.

    Any striking ones, all not be kind,

    Daddy has some rough ones in mind!

    We could all have bad days,

    that never ever go in our ways.

    Daddy has several all at work:

    boss, he could howl at his clerk!

    Daddy yells so much: it’s sad,

    he can then just get easily mad!

    Workers would of course keep quiet,

    because who’d want to start a riot?!

    While working wrongly in schemes:

    it's rough, at others, Daddy screams.

    He’d just want a fast, quiet startup:

    'else he would cry, “Shut the f* up!"

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  • 3 weeks ago

    Two roads diverge in a yellow wood,

    And sorry I could not travel both

    And be one traveler, long I stood,

    Then took out my phone, because I could

    Ask the internet where each one goes.

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  • Anonymous
    3 weeks ago

    I sceam,

    you sceam,

    we all scream,

    for ice cream!

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  • denise
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    There was a man from Blackheath,

    Who sat on his set of false teeth,

    He said with a start,

    Oh lord bless my heart,

    I've bitten myself underneath!

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  • 3 weeks ago

    There was an old man with a beard,

    Who said, "It is just as I feared,

    Two owls and a hen,

    Two larks and a wren,

    Have all made their nests in my beard."

    • denise
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      Great! I love limericks.

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  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    there was a young man from japan

    whos poetry never did scan

    when asked why

    he said in reply

    because I try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can!

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  • Lôn
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue.

    Some poems rhyme,

    This one doesn't!

    Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard,

    To get the poor doggy a bone.

    But when she bent down,

    The dog came around,

    ...and gave her a bone of his own.

    Mary had a little lamb.

    She kept it in a bucket.

    And every time the lamb got out.

    The bulldog tried to ....

    Put it back again.

    Mary had a little lamb.

    She also had a duck.

    She put them on the mantlepiece.

    To see if they would....

    Make friends.

    Little Miss Moffat,

    Sat on a toffat,

    Looking so sad and forlorn.

    It wasn't a spider, who sat down beside her..

    But Little Boy Blue with his horn!

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