How did the chicken cross the road full of traffic?

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  • 1 month ago
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    Down low, fast as can go! 

  • 1 month ago

    They FLEW the COOP.....😂😂😂😂

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  • 1 month ago

    My thesis is on Jokes and Riddles. This doe not qualify as either.

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  • 1 month ago

    The same way dogs do...the crosswalk. The light is mightier than the monster truck. 

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  • Carol
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    1 month ago

    He used the bridge.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    The chicken realized that the road had 2 sides, and simply redefined the side it was on as "the other side" and the side it wasn't on as "the side".

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  • 1 month ago

    The chicken had a bad life, so he crossed the road full of heavy traffic to get to 'the other side'.The nugget of truth was what Col.Sanders said at the chickens funeral when he was reading the  euology.

    • aw...  this was a great answer, and well done. ...would you like a piece of KFC and some slaw? XD

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