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Anonymous asked in TravelAir Travel · 2 months ago

What are the consequences if airplane staff catches you joining the mile high club?

In the lavatory, with your other half?

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  • Rico
    Lv 5
    2 months ago

    You get a prize, one condom for every minute you lasted. 

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  • AJ
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    aircraft lavatories aren't big enough for 2 ppl.They are barely big enough for 1 person.

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  • 2 months ago

    While on a flight yesterday I was really amazed by the size of the bathrooms.  It reminded me of a shower stall in a small inn in Ireland.  You had to be careful when washing your hair that you did not break the walls with your elbows (or break your elbows).  The bathrooms are puny and unless you are absolutely the first person to use one after a thorough cleaning, they are not overly sanitary.  It would probably be as gross as having sex in a hot tub in a hotel room.  If you honestly believe those things are thoroughly cleaned and/or you are the first to do the deed in that particular tub you are seriously delusional.  You in a soup of nasty.

    After they are in awe of your flexibility, you will likely be arrested upon arrival.

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  • 2 months ago

    They won't 'catch' you if you take the simple, obvious precaution of locking the door.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    If you're having sex with your lawfully wedded spouse in the bathroom you're going to be warned hey you're making too much noise in there. But it's not a crime for a lawfully married couple to be having sex inside of a bathroom in the air. The worst that they'll do is warn you hey quiet it down in there. There's no crime that they can prosecute you for for having sex with your lawfully married spouse inside a closed bathroom on an airline it's just not against the law.

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  • Joseph
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Have you seen the new lavatories American Airlines is putting in its 737s?  It's hard enough for one person to fit in there, let alone two.  

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  • 2 months ago

    Once upon a time probably nothing.  Today, the police will be waiting to arrest you once the airliner is on the ground.  Note that it is a federal crime.

    https://nypost.com/2017/10/31/delta-passengers-bus...

    https://www.bustle.com/articles/114366-what-happen...

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  • 2 months ago

    You clearly have never been in an airline lav.  They are designed for gnomes.  This ongoing fantasy seems to delight little minds.  While I bet some (drunken?) idiots have tried - there is hardly and practical way to make this work.  You cannot even FIT 2 people in there.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    They give the pair of you one parachute and throw you off the plane while you’re still attached at the hips. 

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  • Rick
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    you get kicked-off the plane ...........................................

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