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Were caveman statues made of cotton?

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  • Anonymous
    3 months ago
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    No, they were made of cavemen.

  • 3 months ago

    They were. In fact, it was Og Mandino, in the year dot, who made the first statue. It was a big fluffy pile of cotton plants, with some rudimentary caveman sunglasses stuck on it, as a joke. But that statue was revered for many years, and in caves in France we can still see paintings of it, and of the religious ceremonies attached to it. (They would drink fermented berries, and throw a sort of caveman bean bag at a target. The winner would be allowed to have sex with the cotton caveman statue, in the hopes that it would bring luck in the coming year.  SOURCE: college, of course! (What the hell else did you think they were teaching kids for a quarter million dollars a year? Yeesh!

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  • martin
    Lv 5
    3 months ago

    They were until Abraham  Lincoln put stop to it, and giving candy helped 

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  • 3 months ago

    Why you cotton pickin' MFer!

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    3 months ago

    Stones,Carol..

    A lot of the statues were real cavemen.

    They’d get stoned when they saw their blind dates;

    Cuz cave women were uglier then MEDUSA..🧐

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  • 3 months ago

    Yes,they have even found some of their bolls.

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