I don't want to go to Montreal, or anywhere in Canada. I'd rather go to Engerland. Help?
Montreal is a filthy city filled with French underclass, deteriorating architecture, ugly women and lots of black people. And it has no history. It's in Canada too. Blech!
London (Engerland) is more like it; rich history, amazing architecture, Big Ben, Union Jack flags, 100 percent white, has sexy skinny Engerlish women and it's in the greatest country on Earth: Engerland 🇬🇧.
Not to mention, Chelsea and Arsenal>the Habs and any Canadian hockey team.