Help! There is a squirrel in my backyard on a tree. What should I do?

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  • 1 month ago
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    You need to.move immediately. Don't even pack your things. Just go. 

    • I have left my house immediately. My stove is still on so it might burn down my house. Hopefully it at least kills the squirrel. 

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  • 1 month ago

    bash it in the head with a rock, skin it and put it on the grill then eat it.

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  • 1 month ago

    do a strip tease for it

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  • WOOWHO
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

     WAVE to it  watching it long enough might give one insight  of  its abilities and behaviors     thank you for sharing  your experience ....

    .  interesting that a Person  might feel THREATENED  by a squirrel in a tree  as in the call for "HELP "  data shows that 250,000 Americans suffer from SCLUROPHOBIA  having a actual NAME for a DISORDER is  comforting for some people   discuss  the disorder  upon your next  visit with your primary care physician  as to possible treatment

      the Squirrel   i speculate is not threatened by  the author  of the question  being OUT DOORS in the yard

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  • 1 month ago

    Leave the squirrel alone.  Squirrels live outside.  The only time, you should do anything, is if the squirrel comes inside.

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  • 1 month ago

    Take down your bird feeder. Those free-loaders will go after the seed like locusts.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    Squirrels are beautiful little creatures. Be glad your garden is healthy enough to support such beautiful life as this.

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  • 1 month ago

    Try taking a picture of it and putting in up on Facebook. That's what many people do. Persoally, I'd quit looking out the window and accomplish something today.

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  • John
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    My wife calls them Sammy. If you have one then they live with you. Get used to it.

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  • 1 month ago

    If you are panicking like that you must be a dog.

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