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Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentLaw Enforcement & Police · 1 month ago

What am I facing in court?

On Friday I was at the bowling alley, and I noticed the guy bowling a few lanes down from me was a neighborhood cop.

I don't know him, I just know OF him.

When he wasn't looking, I went over there and put industrial strength adhesive into the finger holes of his bowling ball.

When he attempted to roll the ball, he couldn't let go, and he slid down the oily lane going "WHOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!"

And he crashed into the pins.

I stood there laughing my butt off.

A few moments later, the cop came rolling out the ball return and he said:

"Oh my freaking God! How dare you glue the bowling ball to my hand and launch me down the lane! That's it you are under arrest."

I put of my house for bond and I have a court date next month.

What am I facing in court?

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    I don't which is worse -  your trolling, your fantasies or your inability to write in English.

    Back into Mommy's basement!

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    If you're going to attempt to write fiction, at least make it believable.

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  • 1 month ago

    I suppose a battery charge since he could have been seriously hurt from such a dangerous prank in fact there is some kind of charge like willful endangerment

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  • 1 month ago

    Sounds like a load of made up nonsense.

    • STEVEN F
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      It is. The " I don't know him, I know of him' line is this troll's signature. This is actually less absurd than many of its posts.

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