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Anonymous asked in Education & ReferenceWords & Wordplay · 2 months ago

How do you answer if someone asks "How are you?"?

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  • 2 months ago

    I usual respond with something like, "so far so good," or "fair-to-middlin'," but I think that Richard (see below) has the right idea.  It might gain you some sympathy; or even better, some interest.

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  • 2 months ago

    I tell them I have priapism

    • ron h
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      Yikes!

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  • 2 months ago

    I start with my feet are a little tired, I need to get some more comfortable shoes, I slept a little bad last night, My back is a little stiff. I think I may have lain on my r shoulder to long its kinds stiff. I thought I was constipated this morning but It was just gas.. I fartted real good and felt a lot better, Yesterday I watched to much TV and I think I may need glasses... I got a headache and was on line and it said it could be caused bu needing glasses.  I have a little stiffness in my lower back but I have been up for a while and it may be because OI was walking to much today, Have you ever had bursitis, I think I may be getting a little touch of it, I was going to have a doc check my throat because here lately it has been feeling a little scratchy and I do not like to gargle with salt because the dr said I need to cut down on my salt and I cannot gargle without swallowing some,, I had a touch of ..............

    just keep making up stuff and the NOSY PEOPLE WILL NEVER ASK YO UAGAIN... ACTUALLY most will run when they see you coming... I LOVE IT I HATE NOSEY PEOPLE...

    OR YOU CAN JUST SAY...

    "DO YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY EVEN CARE"...

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    • retired old sarge
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      But its a lot of fun especially when they try to get away... FOLLOW them and keep saying things.. Trust Me.. They WILL NEVER ASK YOU AGAIN.. Even talk about how yo changed your socks, underwear... anything just keep running on and on about nothing important.

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  • 2 months ago

    Just tell them what you think is wrong with the world, I promise they won't come back another day and ask you such a question. 

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  • 2 months ago

    I'm a'ight......

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  • 2 months ago

    https://7esl.com/answer-how-are-you/

    How to Answer How Are You

    50 ways to respond to the question “how are you”.

    I’m good.

    I’m fine.

    Pretty good

    I’m well

    I’m OK.

    Not too bad.

    Just the same old same old

    Yeah, all right.

    I’m alive.

    Very well, thanks

    I’m hanging in there.

    I’ve been better.

    Nothing much.

    Not a lot.

    Nothing.

    Oh, just the usual.

    Oh gosh, all kinds of stuff!

    Like you, but better.

    I could really go for a massage.

    Much better now that you are with me.

    Not so well

    So far, so good!

    I’m pretty standard right now.

    Happy and content, thank you.

    Going great. Hope this status quo persists for rest of the day.

    Well enough to chat with you if you wish to.

    I’m better than I was, but not nearly as good as I’m going to be.

    I think I’m doing OK. How do you think I’m doing?

    I am blessed!

    Way better than I deserve!

    I have a pulse, so I must be okay.

    Better than some, not as good as others.

    I’m doing really well.

    Medium well.

    I would be lying if I said I’m fine.

    Surviving, I guess.

    In need of some peace and quiet.

    Horrible, now that I’ve met you.

    Imagining myself having a fabulous vacation.

    I’m better on the inside than I look on the outside

    Sunshine all day long!

    I’m not sure yet.

    I am high-quality.

    Real terrible, thanks for asking.

    Incredibly good looking.

    The best I can be. Assuming you’re at your best too.

    I’m still sucking air.

    Better than nothing.

    I’m vertical and breathing.

    Different day, same existence.

    • lithaba2 months agoReport

      the general answer ' fine thanks and you'

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  • Nathan
    Lv 4
    2 months ago

    Answer with how you feel. GOod, bad, unsure...Anything you feel comfortable saying

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  • 2 months ago

    Fine, thanks.  How are you?

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    FINE THANKS                                          

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  • 2 months ago

    "I'm fine." is how I answer.

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