What should I feed my pet Velociraptor?

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  • geezer
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago
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    Jehovah Witnesses.

    If you phone and invite them round .. THEY'LL COME !!

  • 4 weeks ago

    The Royal Family LOL.

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  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    Feed it the "Anonymous" piece of sentient feces who replied "cats & dogs."  But wait until several of us beat him/her/it 1/2 to death 1st.   

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    Donald Trump? Perhaps a non-human may find him less unpalatable...

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  • 4 weeks ago

    children...theres to many running around can you teach it just to get the fat ugly ones? ive heard they are intelligent and hunt in packs hopefully you didnt pick a stupid one you thought just looked pretty

  • 4 weeks ago

    Send him to the white house for lunch.  It's a buffet of rats there, all he can eat. ;D

  • 4 weeks ago

    Got any annoying neighbours!

  • TB12
    Lv 7
    4 weeks ago

    Velociraptors are a great way to get rid of the bodies,,,,, just saying.

  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    cats and dogs. 

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