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Why do advanced alien beings mutilate cattle? Why don't they just give them a good probing like they do with humans? ?

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  • 3 months ago
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    Cows are the mortal enemies of most alien species. The battle has been raging for millennia.

    The pyramids were constructed by aliens as fortifications against the cow shock-troops. Their sloping sides meant cattle tipped over, exposing their vulnerable underbelly if they tried walking up them.

    Aliens leave crop circles as propaganda messages to be seen by civilian cattle. The symbols say things like 'Resistance is futile' and 'Surrender and your calves will live'.

    Aliens probe humans because they fear undigested beef could regenerate back into a cow so they need to purge us of their percieved threat.

    And of course, aliens mutilate cows in the on-going war but leave the carcasses as a way of attempting to instill fear in the frontline cow soldiers.

  • 3 months ago

    Probably get a good kicking if not sedated.

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  • 3 months ago

    I' am a psychic, and  so i know that the reason they are doing this is because   their sex is different from ours, so they are curious about our sex.

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  • 3 months ago

    Do you feel bad if you step on an ant?

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  • 3 months ago

    The cattle cannot tell them to 'stop'.

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  • Pearl
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    3 months ago

    i wouldnt worry about the aliens, they dont exist

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  • 3 months ago

    even a Garachnalyd from Xerxo-NuboZooli XXVII can appreciate the goodness of a double cheeseburger....

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  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    Heard you want to get probed 

    • English Guy3 months agoReport

      Bloody Mavis, I wish she would quit blabbing. 

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