Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentPolitics · 3 days ago

I still have PTSD from the day Obama admitted that he used Dijon mustard on his hamburgers. Can I sue somebody?

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat. It takes me an hour to calm down and remember that Obama can no longer hurt me with his Dijon mustard. I demand compensation!

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  • 3 days ago
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    But was he wearing a tan suit???

    New nightmare??

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  • Anonymous
    2 days ago

    Sure!  Sue your mother.

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  • Anonymous
    3 days ago

    You obviously are not somebody who has experienced what it’s like to have ACTUAL PTSD. Be thankful.

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  • 3 days ago

    I HAVE NO USE FOR OBAMA BUT A HAMBURGER WITH DIJON MUSTARD SOUNDS GOOD, EVEN BETTER ON A HOT DOG

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  • Anonymous
    3 days ago

    I wonder if you ever think about the two weddings he bombed, or the Doctors Without Borders hospital he bombed, or the brown kids placed with human traffickers, or the AP journalists he targeted, or the 9 whistleblowers he targeted, or the 7 nations he bombed, or the executive order he issued in his refusal to turn over subpoenaed documents to the house during fast and furious by Eric holder?

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    • Sfancik
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      3 days agoReport

      https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/10/07/doctors-without-border-seeks-international-probe-us-air-strike/73503106/

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  • 3 days ago

    Hey, you could triple your take if you could recall the trauma you suffered when he wore the tan suit, and when he forgot his flag lapel-pin. 

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  • 3 days ago

    You and the mental illness troll should get together and compare notes. 

    Have a nice day.     TRUMP 2020

    • John
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      3 days agoReport

      The only mental illness I've observed is yours.

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  • 3 days ago

    I like all forms of mustard. Unacceptable. Wait... IS THIS A MICROAGRESSION!?!? 

    UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #MUSTARDEQUALITY!!!!

    Source(s): I'm sorry
    • John
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      3 days agoReport

      Your "john" responses are inappropriate. You need to go back to school and read robin hood. John was bloodthirsty and beheaded even old ladies.

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  • 3 days ago

    Very sad that Trump actually takes advice from a moron like Hannity.

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  • 3 days ago

    He thinks he's better than me!  THE AUDACITY!!!!!

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