How many gardens gnomes is too many?

I have 17 in my shed, but I only want to use a few since I think that is too many. Any tips?

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  • Vicki
    Lv 5
    1 month ago
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    Use them all.

    Intimidate the neighbourhood.

    Make a sign declaring war.

    Lead them to victory.

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    • Snezzy
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      Add even more. Gnomes with weapons! Gnomes peeing! Gnomes uttering curses! Avoid, however, gnomes that are spies or saboteurs.

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  • 1 month ago

    Ask the lead gnome.

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  • elhigh
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    If you'd stop letting them have the privacy of the shed, they'd probably stop breeding.

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    One is too many.

    • Wilma1 month agoReport

      I have two

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  • 1 month ago

    The more the merrier.  If you want a laugh watch the show in the source link below. 

    • Lv 6
      1 month agoReport

      That was actually pretty funny...thanks !

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  • Lôn
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    ONE! .

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  • 1 month ago

    One is far too many.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    If you have to store them and not put them in your garden then you have too many

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