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Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsFamily · 1 month ago

What if on Christmas I fall into a sewer like baby Jessica in the 80s and no one can rescue me in time for Christmas?

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  • Brian
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
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    She didn't fall into a sewer, but thanks for playing.

    If you fell into a sewer, I'd start eating all my meals at Taco Bell.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    It was a well in her aunt's backyard.  If you fell in I would recommend backfilling the hole.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD-zd1YEa9E

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  • 1 month ago

    rhen you might get stuck in the sewer over christmas

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    That would be so wonderful. Then you couldn't ask stupid questions like this all year.

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    • Lv 5
      1 month agoReport

      No if I miss Christmas then my obsessive Christmas disorder would be so much worse as the following year would have to be double as good. I was diagnosed with obsessive Christmas disorder at age 10.  

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    So, which side of your family did you inherit your stupidity from? Mom's side or dad's side?

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    • Lv 5
      1 month agoReport

      I do not know because I am adopted and stupidity was not listed on the genetic adoption records. I know cancer is in my bio-mom’s side and heart disease on my sperm-father’s side. 

      Stupidity is usually not listed on the adoption records. I’ll ask if I ever meet my birth mother when I’m an adult. 

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