What money do you take to Egypt to give to those that hold their hands to con you out of your cash?
I love Egypt and go there a couple f times a year, among other places (retired, you see). Well, there are Egyptians standing a the entrance to every tomb, their hand out, asking for money, as if they are an official. I speak to them in a fictitious language I make up as I go along. I give them Brazilian Monopoly Money. Their faces light up when they see a Brazilian real, a 100 reais banknote. As I pass by, I think, 'yeah, get a ferking job, like everyone else'.
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