Yahoo User asked in PetsDogs · 1 month ago

Why does my dog humps my teddy bear?

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago
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    Was the previous owner of your dog Joe Biden or Bill Clinton by any chance?

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  • 1 month ago

    I'd suggest this may be because the dog needs MORE EXERCISE.   A tired dog is usually easier to live with.    Remove the object of his attention,

    ps   I've never understood why a dog would do this ..... especially as this is usually to do with DOMINATION.   Why would he want to dominate a non-threatening inanimate object - LOL.

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  • In
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Cuz you won't let him hump you?

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  • 1 month ago

    He thinks that the bear is threatening

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  • Pearl
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    cause he likes your teddy bear

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  • Phil
    Lv 4
    1 month ago

    Sounds like he is missing some female canine companionship.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    I not be knowing why your dog be humps your teddy bear.

    Maybe it's sexual.  Maybe it's about being in charge.

    I not be knowing.

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