What will you all do when the head comes down the chimney?

You and your family sits in front of the fire place. You all are trying to keep warm from a very cold winter night.

You all hear a thump coming from the chimney and a disembodied head falls out of the chimney and misses the fire in the fireplace and falls down on the bricks in front of the fireplace and rolls towards you all.

It looks at you guys and bulges his eyes and yells really loud,

What would you all do?

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  • 1 month ago
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    Pick the flesh off and feed it to stray cats. 

    • TallPaul1 month agoReport

      This was probably a French head left over from the Guillotine. Heads didn't scream because there was no air from the lungs but the eyes did blink. 

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  • 1 month ago

    Ahhh, a Christmas troll. The fact is chimneys have dampers what make it impossible for a person not matter how well intentioned to come down a chimney to enter a house. 

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    • TallPaul1 month agoReport

      Actually, chimneys are self-defeating. Hot air going up the chimney has to be replaced by cold air coming in from outside. Otherwise, your room would fill up with smoke. Your best policy is to heat with natural gas or propane. Wood heat also released cancer causing elements like Dioxin. 

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  • 1 month ago

    I would KNOW I was dreaming. The flue isn't large enough for a head to pass through.

    Update to troll comment: I DEFY you to name anyone that has seen that happen. Besides, the poem that originated that claim also described him as VERY SMALL.

    • TallPaul1 month agoReport

      The head should have been well cooked by the time it rolled onto the floor. Some Baby Ray BBQ sauce would apply.

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  • 1 month ago

    Try and figure out how my house got a fireplace.

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  • 1 month ago

    no i do not like zac efron

    • TallPaul1 month agoReport

      Right. Looks too much like a Pussy Face.

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  • 1 month ago

    It’s soccer time. That’s what the Aztecs did. They kill their rivals and use their head as a ball to play games. 

    • TallPaul1 month agoReport

      Amazing and true. Also, their nuts were roasted over an open fire. 

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  • 1 month ago

    I would kick a field goal.

    • TallPaul1 month agoReport

      Those extra points will allow you to fly 5,000 miles on the Airline of your choice.

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