Does Santa come down the chimney because it soots him?
- PronkLv 71 month agoFavorite Answer
Yes,& if Santa doesn’t catch the flu;
He’ll COME FILL your stockings..
- anandLv 51 month ago
No. He is just using a sootable entry.
- Weasel McWeaselLv 71 month ago
He's just really good at playing Chutes and Ladders.
- ChaiTeaLv 41 month ago
Ha! That one made me charcoal.
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- Little Big ManLv 71 month ago
Yes, that is true and also he is a chimney sweep too.
- 1 month ago
That's a sweeping generalisation.
- Anonymous1 month ago
It beats swimming against the current up through the plumbing where he has to dodge the chunks. My home has no chimney so that's why my Mommy hangs her stockings by the toilet.
- RonLv 71 month ago
It gets him stoked if he doesn't catch the flue.
What are we teaching our children? We love Santa for breaking and entering, using slave labor, spying on minors, and abusing animals. Santa is one of our revered criminals. Do you realize Santa is Satan spelled sideways?
- JenniferLv 61 month ago
He can't use a different key for every home.
- Big KahunaLv 71 month ago
Yeah,that's how he gets his cookies.