RR
Lv 7

Does Santa come down the chimney because it soots him?

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
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    Yes,& if Santa doesn’t catch the flu;

    He’ll COME FILL your stockings..

    (😩Ew,Ew,Ew!😩)

  • anand
    Lv 5
    1 month ago

    No. He is just using a sootable entry.

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  • 1 month ago

    He's just really good at playing  Chutes and Ladders. 

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      Parachutes?

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  • 1 month ago

    Ha! That one made me charcoal.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      Were you stone coaled sober?

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  • 1 month ago

    Yes, that is true and also he is a chimney sweep too. 

  • That's a sweeping generalisation.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      If the police spot him, he might have a brush with the Law.

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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    It beats swimming against the current up through the plumbing where he has to dodge the chunks. My home has no chimney so that's why my Mommy hangs her stockings by the toilet.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      Santa might feel a bit flushed.

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  • Ron
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    It gets him stoked if he doesn't catch the flue.

    What are we teaching our children? We love Santa for breaking and entering, using slave labor, spying on minors, and abusing animals. Santa is one of our revered criminals.  Do you realize Santa is Satan spelled sideways?

    • RR
      Lv 7
      1 month agoReport

      But we love him anyway.

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  • 1 month ago

    He can't use a different key for every home.

  • 1 month ago

    Yeah,that's how he gets his cookies.

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