What is the corniest joke you’ve heard?
- LônLv 72 months ago
Here are a few you might like......but not if you're a lefty snowflake...
- GreggLv 62 months ago
Why did the old man stop eating corn? He lost his teeth munching a cob.
- Weasel McWeaselLv 72 months ago
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.Source(s): makes me laugh ***every**** time.
- CarolLv 42 months ago
When was the pig iron age?
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- 2 months ago
HOOTERSVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA -- Date unkown
All the corn farmers of Hooterville met to discuss selling this years crop.
One told a corny joke, the others were confused, another showed up in an antique truck running on corn alcohol.
Just then Mr Douglass yelled "OOH, YOU DIRTY!!" because he had a corn on his foot, which Hank Kimball ran over with his red Dept of Agriculture jeep, as he arrived at the corn convention.
And he told corny jokes.
This was follered by a series of cornball occurrences, and the breaking out of some corn liquor when Granny Clampett arrived with a gallon jug of "rhumatiz medicine" she intended to ply Sam Drucker with, to trick him into marrying her. Suddenly the farmers remembered, "WHAT ABOUT THE CORN?" ..and the reply came, "Oh, we ain't gonna sell this stuff. It turns into such a lovely beverage."
THE END (Alright, it ain't the funniest! But it's full of corn,
as you oughta be, city feller. O_o *hands jug*
This'll put hair on yer kneecaps!
- RonLv 72 months ago
How does Godzilla make popcorn?
He breathes on Iowa
Never tell a secret in a cornfield. There are too many ears.
If peanuts make peanut oil and corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
- succorLv 72 months ago
What did the ice cube say to the glass?
Nothing, ice cubes can't talk.
- CaninesLv 62 months ago
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"
- Anonymous2 months ago
What's a kitty's favorite religion? Cat-tholicism!
What do you call redneck currency? Corn Bread!
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw!
- Big KahunaLv 72 months ago
Farmer John always grew corn.He thought about growing wheat,but it goes against the grain.