I shat on pregnancy test and it’s positive? Am I pregnant?
Me and my girlfriend had sex last night and I came in her. This morning I took one of her pregnancy tests to the bathroom and I dropped it into the toilet. Not wanting to dig for it I decided to defecate into the toilet. My feces have covered the test strip and after a flush the test remained in the bowl. Upon inspection I noticed it showed up positive. Am I pregnant or do I have cancer? I’m an 18yo male. If I’m pregnant would it come out of my urethra?