Jokes & Riddles: It's Christmas - Would you make a good fruitcake?

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  • RR
    Lv 7
    1 month ago
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    I make a good fruitcake all the time. The men in white coats told me.

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    I wouldn't want to be a fruitcake! That'd be disgusting!

    If you are talking about German fruitcake, there wouldn't be any available because it would be Stollen!

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  • 1 month ago

    I AM a good fruitcake!

    ...wait, someone told me that.  That a good thing right?

    • No, not a good thing. When someone says you are a fruitcake; they are saying that you are a sodomite, homosexual, or a lesbian. I'm a straight man, and if someone called me a fruitcake, I would be very severely offended and would (probably) punch their lights out.

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  • 1 month ago

    No, but my rum balls are pretty tasty.

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  • 1 month ago

    well, I am more nutty than fruity. 

    and we'll leave my candied yams out of this. 

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Yes *drools*

    One of the best things about me inviting people to my Christmas party & no-one showing up is that I can have my fruitcake & eat it too

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    I make good Yule logs..

    Yule appreciate this latest scientific theory;

    It hypothesizes that Stonehenge is actually;

    THOUSANDS OF MORPHED TOGETHER

    REJECTED ANCIENT CHRISTMAS FRUITCAKES!

    (Mystery solved.🧐)

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  • 2 months ago

    No,fruitcakes are a waste of nuts.ha

  • Kathy
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    It is not Christmas yet, and I am not fruit cake.

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    • Nobody in their right mind would be interested in being a fruitcake! Sodomy is disgusting and disgraceful! Not to mention condemned by God as an abomination in the King James Bible!

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  • 2 months ago

    No. I'll just let the experts at fruitcake making Collin Street Bakery make their Deluxe® Fruitcake for me. 

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