Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Politics & GovernmentLaw & Ethics · 2 months ago

Should it be illegal to fart of the bus?

It’s not good to be trapped in a small space with someone who’s farting. You could end up throwing up. Should it be banned?

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Yes, it should be illegal.  Due to your fascination with farting (question after question) I would suggest that you be appointed the fart Police.

    You could catch the evidence in little glass bottles and testify in Court.

    You could wear a big badge with "fart police" on it.

    I think it's a great way to keep you off Yahoo.

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  • 2 months ago

    Buses have windows.

    Not sure how you are going to ban someone from a normal bodily function

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  • 2 months ago

    No. Farts are protected by the First Amendment.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    What does "fart of the bus" mean?

    Is that like "Fruit of the Loom?"

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    Lv 5
    2 months ago

    For what purpose.  Banning something like that will not stop that 'farticular' act. (gee I am in a witty mood today).

    So what if the fart police show up and cite the perp or haul his gaseous butt to prison - the damage will have already been done to your nostrals.

    Find another seat, open a window, get off the gas train and onto another cross town #7 if you can't stand it. 

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  • 2 months ago

    How about an elevator?

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