Duck
Lv 7

Will the draft be reinstated for the "War on Christmas(tm)"?

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  • 2 months ago
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    Draught beer perhaps.

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  • 2 months ago

    You mean, the imaginary war that the snowflake Christians invented?

    No, because, there's no state which has ever heard of such a ridiculous thing, and thus no government to draft this silly imaginary army for this stupid imaginary war.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    The only war on Christmas is in the minds of the deluded.

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  • 2 months ago

    Yes. I am too old to be drafted, but I will be wrapping gifts for the effort!

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  • 2 months ago

    No, the Useful Idiotsℒ️ are already in line.

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  • Retief
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    The only people that think there is a war on Christmas are Christians. No idea why they think that, could be a cultural delusion, maybe something said by their priests, possibly paranoia in the holy water...

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  • 2 months ago

    There's a "War on Thanksgiving," too. No less a Stable Genius than Donald Trump said so.

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  • 2 months ago

    YOU ARE A COMPLETE FOOL

    • Duck
      Lv 7
      2 months agoReport

      If you watch Fox News(tm), you'll hear all about the 'War on Christmas(tm)'.Β  I just want to make sure I'm ready.Β  Happy Holidays!

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  • Oh, you haven't heard? You need to get down to the local Church Of Atheism. According to Father Richard Dawkins, it's your sacred duty as outlined in the book of pages.

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  • 2 months ago

    what war??????

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