What happens when you eat carpet?

I was watching aqua team hunger force and carl said he remembered eating carpet for his birthday. What are the side effects of eating carpet? Is it a fiber replacement?  Can you cook it in any way to make it taste like food? For science

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Did he say he's been eating carpet or rug munching.

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  • nalla
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    Woolly piles and a soft landing

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    The chemicals in most carpets can cause irreversible catastrophic brain damage.  The person eating the carpet will become a mumbling incoherent grinning idiot.  This is what happened to Joe Biden.

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