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Anonymous asked in EnvironmentGlobal Warming · 2 months ago

Who's in Dirac's Bed?

"Who's in Dirac's Bed":  A Christmas bust

Trees are green

Ribbons are red

Why is that sheep

In Dirac's bed?

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago
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    Dirac Poetry: He molests reindeer.  Set to the classic Twas the Night Before Christmas

    Twas the night before Christmas

    And through Dirac's house

    All the creatures were stirring

    Because of that louse

    The animals were wary

    They all had good cause

    Their owner, perv Dirac

    Broke all kinds of laws

    Dirac pictured them nestled

    All snug in their hay

    He crept to the barn

    In his sinister way

    When out in his field

    Their rose such a clatter

    The perv pointed his head

    To see what's the matter

    Away to the barn door

    Dirac ran like a flash

    Through his yard full of litter

    And all kinds of trash

    The moon was shining down

    Spotlighting that perv

    The night was about

    To throw him a curve

    How blurry were Dirac's eyes

    Because of his beer?

    He could not even spot

    All the reindeer

    Then confronting Dirac

    The deer--they were quick!

    A lesson was coming

    To this feeble dumb prick!

    Each deer took his turn

    Waiting in line

    To teach a big lesson

    To the deviant swine

    The deer, they stepped up

    On Dirac, they'd trounce

    Each one was named

    For his color sock accounts

    On Rusty, on Silver!

    On Red and on Grey!

    On Crimson and Brownie!

    Make deviance pay!

    The deer swung their hooves

    And beat Dirac's face

    On the snow dropped a perv

    It was just like some mace

    Their hooves beat Dirac's face

    In the snow, he was rolled

    It was bound to occur

    He always gets trolled

    Now this story is shorter

    Than the original version

    That's because it's easy

    To spot Dirac's perversion

    The deer--they stopped Dirac

    He was beaten and trolled

    What would you expect?

    He's Pure Comedy Gold!

    Dirac's ploy failed

    He's transparent as glass

    Because you just can't win

    With your thumb up your asss

    And I heard the deer say

    As they went out of sight

    It's easy to trigger Dirac

    He just ain't too bright

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  • 2 months ago

    I would say you want to be as he is all you can talk about.

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  • Cowboy
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    republicans are bah bah bad for democracy....

    LMFAO - these fools will believe anything!!

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  • 2 months ago

    REPORTED!

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