Funny gift ideas for friend?

My friend and I always joke about how we’re getting old and how adulting sucks so I want to make a “survival” box for her. I want to put in a pack of icy-hot as a joke, and some face cream, but need more funny and odd things to complete this box. Any ideas?! 

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  • 2 months ago

    Funny gifts are never funny, theyre just "oh man, no actual gift!!?"

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  • Ron
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Geritol, Efferdent, and Depends

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  • 2 months ago

    How about one of those folding canes? 

    some bunion pads,  or some tea mug with a funny saying on it, about how being old sucks.  Hallmark sells that whole line of Maxine stuff.....the crotchety old woman always complaining about everything. 

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  • polly
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    You could buy her the new & updated version of the illustrated Kama sutra book

    • ChaiTea
      Lv 4
      2 months agoReport

      And maybe a Burton translation of "The Perfumed Garden". His notes are always entertaining.

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  • 2 months ago

    An extra large tube of PrepH.

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  • 2 months ago

    Depends is a good item

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