Atheists, what other natural laws do you hate/deny because you don't want to suffer the consequences of breaking those laws?

I HATE, HATE, HATE gravity, so much that I deny its existence because I want to float instead of crash into the ground.  

Know what else I HATE?  Drowning.  This is why I deny air breathing because I want to swim for hours under water without drowning.

Isn't that how it works?

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  • 2 months ago
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    I hate the laws of probability that are stopping me from an automatic win on the lottery.

    It seems like a lot of people here can't spot sarcasm.

    • Munkee2 months agoReport

      Shameful, ain't it?

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  • reme_1
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Sometimes you have to grow up.

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  • 2 months ago

    So, who do you deny Odin? You just hate what believing in HIM means. Shame on you.

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  • Cogito
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    2 months ago

    What??? 

    What "natural laws" are you imagining that we hate or deny?

    If you mean the existence of God, that is NOT a natural law.

    There is no evidence at all that God exists.  It is not a law.

    We know that gravity exists.  We can see it in action and it can be proved - and HAS been proved in hundreds of ways.

    We breathe air.  That's obvious and has been - and can be proved easily.

    Are you really so stupid as to think you can compare those things?

    • Munkee2 months agoReport

      Your lack of ability to recognize sarcasm makes me sad.

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  • 2 months ago

    Why are most of the questions at this place so fvcking stupid?

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  • Cowboy
    Lv 6
    2 months ago

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You HAVE to obey gravity - it's the LAW

  • 2 months ago

    I think you mean to ask THEISTS this question - not Atheists.

    Theists tend to hate known facts of nature because it shows why they believe in a myth.

    • 2 months agoReport

      👍 define irony 😆

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  • Babs
    Lv 4
    2 months ago

    "Isn't that now it works?"

    No, that's not how it works. 

    The things I like/dislike are not the things that determine my beliefs/nonbeliefs.

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  • 2 months ago

    This is why deities are referred to as supernatural and you are an idiot.

  • Den B7
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    I hate beets! ...........

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