What would you do if someone knocked on your door at 3:33 am and told you they were Satan and wanted to say hellowhen you answered the door?

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  • 1 month ago
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    I would hand the baastard a leftover Snickers bar 

    from Halloween, and tell him to get lost. 

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  • 1 month ago

    Say Hello back .

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  • reme_1
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    1 month ago

    It would depend on if I had a loaded gun in my hand when someone knocked on my door in the middle of the night.

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  • 1 month ago

    I'd shut the door and go back to sleep.

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  • Don't say falsehood, Satan exists, but he doesn't show up like that to greet you!

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  • 1 month ago

    If someone knocked on my door at that time and started talking nonsense, they should run. I'm far worse than they are that early in the morning.

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  • Mintee
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    Id say hello, now leave and let me sleep.. bye. "slams door"

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  • brmxld
    Lv 7
    1 month ago

    At that hour Satan better have brought me a sammich because I'm likely to be hungry.

    I can't promise that the man wouldn't close the door on such a person though since I'd probably be wary of a situation like that.

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  • 1 month ago

    Hmm. So many options. Kick him in the nuts. Punch him in the nose. Call the cops. Invite him inside while I get my butcher's knife. Break an arm with the bat I keep close to the door. What to do what to do.

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  • 1 month ago

    I'd punch him in the face to prove he was wrong and to say goodbye!

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