La-Nomad asked in PetsOther - Pets · 2 months ago

You have accidently shot dead the family pet dog while out hunting rabbits, how are you to pacify your nearest/dearest?

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  • 2 months ago
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    Would never happen because I'm not a cruel a$$hole who shoots rabbits. Sad it wasn't your tiny balls that were shot instead. Though then again, this is just a fake TROLL story, loser.

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  • 1 month ago

    I would visit a novelty shop and buy some clip-on rabbit ears. I would then put them on the dog and blame the entire incident on the dog's weird sense of humour.

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  • John
    Lv 4
    2 months ago

    How about shooting yourself in the foot? Then you can claim the gun went off by accident.

    How in hell did you shoot a dog. Dude your really lucky it was your own. 

    Consider giving up your gun(s) you should not be using one when you shoot other things by "accident".

    • Anna
      Lv 5
      4 weeks agoReport

      He sounds like a jackass, to be killing innocent rabbits. Rabbits are cute. Lucky it was his own dog.

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  • patty
    Lv 5
    2 months ago

    guns are for grown ups

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  • 2 months ago

    Tell the truth and beg for forgiveness.

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    I could shoot Tom

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 months ago

    Tell em i gotra dig a hole. If they complain, i can make it two

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  • 2 months ago

    Get the dog stuffed and mounted.

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  • 2 months ago

    maybe buy them a new dog. good luck Tom.

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  • 2 months ago

    you could shoot your own dog to even it out 

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