Just got hired by a KFC-Taco Bell `Joint Venture', how should I kill myself?
- Steve GuyLv 42 months agoFavorite Answer
Your standard kfc chicken deep pressure frier contains 40+ pounds of oil that goes up to 375 degrees when cooking, you could just open that bad boy up in the middle of the cycle and if it doesn’t instantly rupture and start blowing up itself and the other friers around it thus instantly impaling everyone around with frier fragments, just start drinking the oil that’s bubbling over and let it boil your insides.
- 2 weeks ago
I ate Sylvester! Sylvester doesn’t want you to kill yourself. Marilyn Manson is my roommate. Grammy is my grandma. Ugly is my sister. Sylvester is my neighbor’s cousin’s cat.
- 1 month ago
Everyone goes through jobs that they don't like. If you're having suicidal thoughts, contact a mental health professional.
- oldprofLv 72 months ago
Eat their food...........
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- Aster RhoidsLv 62 months ago
Start by chugging grease.
- Bone AloneLv 72 months ago
Jump into the grinder so you’ll be part of the KFC-Taco Bell meat that they serve to people.