I went to a grocery store and a black onion started talking to me. It just kept saying, "onion, onion, onion" and hopping up and down. Help?

Answer 1

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small, you know how it goes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWsfrfq69A

Answer 2

Talk to your family doctor. They will refer you to a psychiatrist who can prescribe anti-psychotic drugs for you.

Answer 3

I think you've been getting into the mushrooms, not the kind you get at a grocery.