Does this count as a child abuse?

Question

If a delinquent juvenile attempt to tickle attack me and I defend myself by tickling back till they peed themselves and passed out

Answer 1

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This would require you to have a girlfriend that actually wanted your seed inside of her.

Answer 2

trolling is not illegal (yet)

Answer 3

Not sure I no having the law books with me in this life, but u can always hit the cop because they hit us with things so we can hit them back every now and then. That was a good one dude! 

Answer 4

Yes. Way overdone.

Answer 5

Another pillar of the community in the making.

Answer 6

No, but it does count as part of your "what's wrong with this person?" score.

Answer 7

You'll be able to talk yourself out of that one.