I you JUMPED from an AIRPLANE and the PARACHUTE failed to OPEN..... Would you yell CHUTE or SHOOT......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚?

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  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago
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    I’d say,”THIS IS THE BIG ONE,ELIZABETH!”

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  • 2 weeks ago

    I have heard with my own eyes that some one shout, chute , shoot and ****.

  • 2 weeks ago

    This actually happened to me and was not funny. As I fell with my parachute still closed, I saw another man coming up. As I passed him, I shouted "Hey do you know anything about parachutes" He answered "No, do you know anything about gas boilers"

  • 2 weeks ago

    Squirt and ejaculation you out of your seat like snakes were on a plane.

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  • Anonymous
    2 weeks ago

    No, there would be an "i" in the middle.

  • David
    Lv 5
    2 weeks ago

    I would yell Where's my chute packer?

    • Laughing BOY
      Lv 7
      2 weeks agoReport

      Probably in the KITCHEN...... That's where all the SILVERWARE that came out of your PARACHUTE came FROM!.......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • 2 weeks ago

    I'd say "D'OH!"

    • Laughing BOY
      Lv 7
      2 weeks agoReport

      GREAT!...... Now i WANT a DONUT!......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Pete
    Lv 7
    2 weeks ago

    I would yell some much more profane words than chute/shoot!

  • Bee V2
    Lv 6
    2 weeks ago

    idk but this questions really pointless but thanks for the free points

    • Laughing BOY
      Lv 7
      2 weeks agoReport

      Just because it's free..... Doesn't mean it can't cost you.....πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

  • 2 weeks ago

    I would yell,''I want my money back.!.!''

    • Patrick
      Lv 7
      2 weeks agoReport

      I would throw you a rope, B.K....

      I'm fast....

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