RR
Lv 7

How old were you when you were born?

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  • 3 weeks ago
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    Is this a trick question? I was born 8 months premature and dropped into an antique spittoon where I spent the next year developing enough upper-body strength to crawl out and greet me Mum.  

    • At first it was. But when people saw me in there struggling it began to slowly fill up. 

  • 3 weeks ago

    I don't remember.........I was just a little kid at the time.............but I was born *during* a famous historical event. 

    The doctor was so mad,  that he had to miss it, to deliver me,   ---he slapped me twice. 

  • anand
    Lv 5
    3 weeks ago

    It was my ninety third birthday.

  • 3 weeks ago

    Old enough to kick the hands of a nurse.

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  • 3 weeks ago

    6 years old I think. can't remember to be honest. it was a long time ago.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      That sounds far too young to suffer that trauma!

  • polly
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    Old enough to get spanked on the bum by my doctor

    • polly
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      No,I think me shrieking like Nancy Kerrigan from the top of my lungs put him off ever doing it again

  • 3 weeks ago

    Old enough to know better.

    And yet, here I am.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      Thank Goodness! Otherwise there would be one less answering these questions!

  • 3 weeks ago

    It was day one of the rest of my life!

  • 3 weeks ago

    Well,I was too young to remember,then,and I'm too old to remember now.

    • RR
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      I can't even remember what we had for dinner last night - and I cooked it.

  • Pronk
    Lv 7
    3 weeks ago

    The doc pulled me out from between my mom’s legs when I was 9 months old,RR..

    And,ever since my early teen years,all I’ve mainly thot of is-

    GETTING  BACK BETWEEN WOMEN’S LEGS..🥺

    (Not my Mom’s though....That’s just disgustingly gross..😫)

    • RR
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      So you took up mixed mud wrestling?

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