Anonymous asked in Food & DrinkCooking & Recipes · 2 months ago

Is this a good recipe?

1 cat

½ red onion

1 pimiento

1 clove of garlic

2 ½ dl coconut milk

2 ½ dl cream

2 tbsp meat extract

Juice of lime




Skin, fillet and chop the kitty cat. Start your coffee maker, grease the heater and place the pieces of your cat onto it. Fry it until they are cooked throughly and tender, it will take about an hour (it depends on what cut of meat you’re using and how fresh it is). Remove the meat and wipe the heater.

Chop all of the remaining ingredients that shall be chopped. Put a dollop of butter into the carafe, let it melt and then put the onion and the garlic in the carafe and fry it for about half an hour. Season with ginger. Add coconut milk, cream and meat extract and let it cook for two hours – it should get really warm. After that add the cat meat and wait a bit longer. Finally add pimiento pieces, lime juice and season generously with freshly ground black pepper and just a little salt. Turn off your coffee maker.

The best way to serve this delicious cat stew is accompanied by a glass of a tasty red wine and freshly baked bread.

5 Answers

  • 2 months ago

    You keep this up you will be reported.Its not nice.Just so you know.

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  • 2 months ago

    you are about 14 yrs old....right?   it shows...

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  • 2 months ago

    You think this is funny, but most people eat animals that are capable of the same level of love, affection and intelligence as cats every day. 

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  • 2 months ago

    everyone knows that cat is to be served with a white or a rose NOT a red. 

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  • Anonymous
    2 months ago

    Why coffee maker? Ill try it with a frying pan

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