When will the cocaine fairy visit me?

Question

Im still waiting for a visit, when will that beautiful fairy visit me again?

Answer 1

Probably whenever you get a tooth pulled. When do you want.

Answer 2

You have to leave some money under your pillow, and the cocaine fairy will come during the night. About USD 1000 should do it.

Answer 3

Cocaine was consumed in South America for 40,000 years until the USA made it illegal in the 20th century.

• nancy3 weeks agoReport

  sigh, this is a bummer
  

Answer 4

Probably during your next jail time.

Answer 5

The joke section is thataway, dear.

Answer 6

Hey buddy I'm an ex cocaine addict it took $500,000 from me two houses two cars a motorcycle and my children and my woman.

The cocaine fairy can go to hell for all I care. Here is a bottle of cocaine back from the days that it was legal to possess in the United States notice that it's marked poison it's not marked poison for no reason

• 3 weeks agoReport

  Thats cuz you stupid and lack self control 
  

Answer 7

you dont need a visit from them, that stuff is garbage

Answer 8

Beware! their a Devil in disguise!

Answer 9

Cocaine free does not look good

Answer 10

When the cocaine fairy visit you, the next visitor may be the angel of death from an overdose. Beware.