Why don't Democrats understand how the Sideshow Bob defense completely exonerates Trump? In the end, Ukraine got its money--no crime, right?

“Convicted of a crime I didn’t even commit. Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?”

— Sideshow Bob, “The Simpsons,” Season 6, Episode 5, 1994

6 Answers

  • 3 weeks ago
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    The Trump supporters' use of the Sideshow Bob defense is absurd and would be laughable except for the seriousness of the current situation. Trump got caught in the midst of committing his crime.  It's good for Ukraine and good for the United States that he didn't get a chance to complete his underhanded scheme.  

    • Justin Thyme
      Lv 7
      2 weeks agoReport

      It has been proven that Trump did not do quid pro quo. There was no bribery, no extortion. The Democrats and their enablers, the MSM are lying.

  • Good episode, but why are you using an episode over 20 years old as proof?

  • 3 weeks ago

    why does ukranie need to get american money

  • Anonymous
    3 weeks ago

    Correct, there was no crime.

    Not that the "sideshow bob" defense is actually a thing that anybody used. That is what we call a straw man.

    Only a shitlib would ever imagine that quoting the simpsons is a "gotcha" that proves anything.

    No, not Dmitri.

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  • Anonymous
    3 weeks ago

    We can laugh at the cartoon.

  • 3 weeks ago

    The impeachment inquiry is a farce, none of the "witnesses" can name a crime, the Ukrainian President was not aware that funds were delayed so there was no quid pro quo, hence, no bribery. Like the Russia hoax, it will go no where.

    • W.T. Door
      Lv 7
      3 weeks agoReport

      @ scott b    It is the truth, and I know you hate that. 

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