Can I religiously watch shrek?

I want to watch shrek at work but my boss does not allow watching videos while working how can i make shrek a religion

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  • 4 weeks ago

    It is very simple: Stick to doing your work or you will get fired.

  • 4 weeks ago

    Ogreism. You practice Ogreism, belong to the Divine Order of the Great Green One, and must watch as a guide to your practice. Walk in the Swamp of the Green One!

  • 4 weeks ago

    Exodus 20:15

    Thou shalt not steal.

  • 4 weeks ago

    You can religiously watch shrek 

    by lowering yourself into the flaming depths of 

    christ-based faith, quitting your job, and entering seminary. 

    Then, you can tell the pope that you are 

    watching a documentary called "the shrek of the christ". 

    Good luck. 

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  • Anonymous
    4 weeks ago

    No you can't its satanic

  • I don’t see why not.

    There is also one religion that heavily features a talking donkey (Christianity).

    So there is no reason why another one cannot exist.

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