How to write wedding vows for a Sandy?
Hello, I am getting married soon to my very veri veriveriberi wonderful future-wife, Sandy. I love her very much but I am having trouble putting my feelings for her into a short vows speech. How do I make her feel veri special on our wedding day, while also keeping in mind that she is a Sandy? Any advice appreciated.
- FoofaLv 73 weeks ago
There are plenty of "gig" websites where you get a professional writer to put your thoughts onto paper for you. Over at Fivrr you can probably get it done for just five bucks.
- historyLv 73 weeks ago
You are all women to me now and forever. I am deeply blessed by your love and affections and aim to be a spouse you will cherish. I cherish you.
You can keep it short so that there are traditional vows as well.
- DickLv 73 weeks ago
No matter HOW you try to disguise it, or camouflage the vows, marriage is still a celebration of a man taking physical possession of a woman for breeding purposes. Why don't you do something truly loving and meaningful? Have a domestic partnership celebration, instead. This means exponentially more than 21st century marriage. You can then write speeches and make promises, that actually mean something, instead of skirting around medieval wordings.
- James BlackleyLv 73 weeks ago
"Sandy when I met you, instead of introducing yourself with a hello, you decided to take me out back and give me a handy. You were so generous getting on all 4's and sucking on my 7 inch candy, it really felt rather dandy! Oh Sandy, the only thing I can say is thanks, for all the special wanks, because of you I no longer shoot blanks".
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- 3 weeks ago
Well, lots of funny words rhyme with sandy, like dandy, candy, Moe Bandy, ghandi, handy (my fave), randy and strandy.