I lost my wallet with my money food stamp card . debit card, drivers license and truck keys I have no Idea how I m going to explain parents?

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Anonymous · Answer

You live at home & get food stamps? FRAUD. Tell them your going to jail because of the fraud that they helped you commit, but your not going to fink. Now, go to the DMV & get a replacement, the bank for a new card & tell mom to get new key made.

REV B · Answer

Tell them you lost all those things at a Trump rally, so they won’t be mad at you!

May · Answer

Say to parents....." I lost my wallet with my money food stamp card . debit card, drivers license and truck keys"

My question is:  How is it you are getting food stamps but you have a truck and a computer ?

They breed too....Sigh

Joe · Answer

Don't worry, you were probably adopted.  This is going to be the opportunity they were waiting for to tell you.

Trump 2020 · Answer

Stuff happens. That's life. (Truck keys in the wallet? Dumb)

Anonymous · Answer

They will figure it out when they don't see the truck.

Anonymous · Answer

I agree with you.  How are you going to explain your parents to anyone?

regerugged · Answer

Could you have been a victim of a pickpocket?

Anonymous · Answer

Find the nearest truckstop and become a truckstop whore until you have enough money to replace it all

Linda · Answer

It happened to me. Tell them the truth and those items can be replaced.

I lost my wallet with my money food stamp card . debit card, drivers license and truck keys I have no Idea how I m going to explain parents?

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